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this is one of those posts that makes me want to punch something in the dick

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good post imo

brb suicide

LOL SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE SYNDROME.PLEASE GO SUCK A COCK AND DIE.

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derpykitty:

hushabyhollo:

tomoko-chan:

theotakuquotes:

CLICK PLAY AND WATCH

You guys asked for it ;)

So this is what drugs feel like.

 strangely hypnotic

I… what… yes.

aquabutt:

zombieirish:

obnoxioustruth:
Forever a cockblock.


Third wheel in his own damn series.
Let’s not forget this scene


asdfghj

aquabutt:

zombieirish:

obnoxioustruth:

Forever a cockblock.

Third wheel in his own damn series.

Let’s not forget this scene

asdfghj

addark:

I take no credit for any of this, all I did was assemble them togetha’.

Hellooo friends, I was just handed a couple of useful links from a talented friend, and seeing some posts on Facebook and around the internets inspired me to share them all with you in this handy place.

Bookmark them all, or…

sexinthecu:

Buhhh this is so me.

sexinthecu:

Buhhh this is so me.

thebubblegumgang:

Why Gamers Make Better Lovers
While gamers may not be portrayed as the most social or physically fit people, there is one area in which we excel at. What area is that exactly? Sex. I believe that the life of a gamer equips them with skills that increase their performance in the bedroom. Here’s why:
- All of those hours spent smashing the buttons of controllers didn’t go to waste. While you’re pulling the right trigger to kill Covenant aliens and figuring out the correct button combination to defeat Bowser, you’re crafting your hands into fine-tuned love machines. Who wouldn’t appreciate their partner being equipped with strong fingers and dexterous hands they can use for hours on end?
- A gamers mind works in high scores and achievements, which transfers over into the bedroom. Their competitiveness will encourage them to get better and better with each play through/session of love making. Combine that with their goals to unlock personal achievements, such as “Last Longer Than Her Ex” and “Do It On His Parents Bed”, and you’ve got yourself quite a determined lover.
- If someone spends their time completing seasons in NBA 2K11 or trying to solo Onyxia in World Of Warcraft, chances are they’re going to have a lot of free time on their hands. Therefore, they’re going to have a lot of free time to get down and dirty with you. That is, of course, if you can tear them away from whatever they’re playing.

thebubblegumgang:

Why Gamers Make Better Lovers

While gamers may not be portrayed as the most social or physically fit people, there is one area in which we excel at. What area is that exactly? Sex. I believe that the life of a gamer equips them with skills that increase their performance in the bedroom. Here’s why:

- All of those hours spent smashing the buttons of controllers didn’t go to waste. While you’re pulling the right trigger to kill Covenant aliens and figuring out the correct button combination to defeat Bowser, you’re crafting your hands into fine-tuned love machines. Who wouldn’t appreciate their partner being equipped with strong fingers and dexterous hands they can use for hours on end?

- A gamers mind works in high scores and achievements, which transfers over into the bedroom. Their competitiveness will encourage them to get better and better with each play through/session of love making. Combine that with their goals to unlock personal achievements, such as “Last Longer Than Her Ex” and “Do It On His Parents Bed”, and you’ve got yourself quite a determined lover.

- If someone spends their time completing seasons in NBA 2K11 or trying to solo Onyxia in World Of Warcraft, chances are they’re going to have a lot of free time on their hands. Therefore, they’re going to have a lot of free time to get down and dirty with you. That is, of course, if you can tear them away from whatever they’re playing.

When my parents walk by I stop scrolling.

oftwhat:

jecstacy:

Tumblr can go from puppies to orgies any second.

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